The shame of it

Some people have no shame - I was in M&S at Waterloo a couple of nights ago, before catching a train home. There was a woman standing in the aisle, bolting down a sandwich, cramming it into her mouth as other customers reached past her for their sandwich purchases. She looked like a regular commuter. She left the packaging on the shelf and left the shop without paying.

Then, on the train, I watched a bloke (late 30s/early 40s) as he sat on the luggage shelf in full view of the whole carriage, digging away at his nose, and transferring the bogies straight into his mouth.

In the words of Derek and Clive, 'if that's the fucking peerage, what's the house of commons like?'