Back in the 70s the washing powder adverts on telly spouted off about how their new product was best because it washed ‘biologically’ and look – just to prove it, we saw some boffin in a white coat using a teat-pipette to drop some of this wonderstuff into a tray containing water with oil floating on the top. Like a miniature oil slick. And ping! As soon as the detergent hit the oil, the slick parted and disappeared (well, to the edge of the container). Miracle washing powder, and it does this because it washes ‘biologically’.
Fucking bollocks.
Listen mate, I was doing ‘O’ level physics at the time, and I remember doing the same shit with a bar of soap and talcum powder in the bath tub for my homework experiment. It’s simply detergent breaking the surface tension on the water. Assholes. Any fourteen year old knows that.
‘Biological’ my arse.
And how are they advertising their washing detergents now?
“Our new formula washing powder is fucking brilliant, because it washes ‘NON-biologically’.”
Twats.
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