RED NOSE DAY

Join the fun on Comic relief day or, have a laugh on, Red Nose Day ,.Whoopee shit I say!. Who cares, nobody!
Of course there are loads of do-gooders out there who assure us that it is a worthy cause and how dare anyone poo-poo it. But in all honesty it just provides an excuse for boring people - with a hole in their pathetic daily lives - a licence to swan around pretending to be vaguely unamusing in front of friends and work colleagues under the pretext that it is all for ‘charity’. What a load of bollocks.
The only people I know who take part are the poor bastards who work in supermarkets, and they have no fucking choice. You look an arse! Stop embarrassing members of the public into parting with their hard earned cash. The poor bastards only came into your shop for a tin of beans and a pint of milk.
If staff members don’t enter into the so called spirit of the day they’ll be labelled no fun, or not a team player -as an email speeds it’s way through the ether faster than a rat up a drainpipe grassing up the only person in the building who has the guts to admit that it’s all a lot of old tosh!
But the most painstaking part to the whole charade is the fact the BBC devote a whole twenty-four hours to the rubbish, dragging out every has-been actor/comedian/ that has ever darkened our screens to torture us with an amusing monologue or spare us, a comical dance routine. Utter garbage, and the only reason they consent to ridicule themselves is that if they refuse, they will never work again. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Brown Nose Day more like it.
The only answer to the whole debacle is to go down the pub and dodge, pissed up revellers in fancy dress, sporting bulbous scarlet noses and ramming a collecting tin up your nose.