Leave them alone
What’s the problem, You’ve had a shower, almost finished your feminine dark arts and now it’s time for the big one. It’s the make or break of your daily beauty regime.
For Christ sake you’ve only got the two of them, they’re about 8cm long and sit above each eye. You’re armed with a dodgy mirror and a pair of blunt tweezers. What can go wrong? Well everything apparently when it’s time to pluck your eyebrows.
It seems that when faced with the sight of them waving back at you in the mirror, your blood starts to boil and you go momentarily insane. You pluck, pull, yank and tug til all that’s left are a mass of red blotches.
Then comes the real amusing bit of the hairy dilemma,you are now forced to paint them in from memory. Which means your friends and colleagues, when talking to you, have to divert their gaze and pretend that they have not noticed your lopsided bushes or brows shaped like pieces of string with a 45 degree kink in the middle.
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Looking at Maurice's pic I'd have thought he only has the one eyebrow!!!!!!!!
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