DODGY FOOTWEAR

WOMEN HAVE THE UGGIEST FEET

Women don’t wear shoes anymore. No siree, when in town, out on the pull, even in the comfort of their own homes, they have taken to sporting the most ridiculous item of footwear known to the female fashion world. Designers and shoemakers must be laughing all the way to their banks.
It’s not even a dodgy training shoe. Which by the way should only be worn by people exercising in a gym so take heed all the porkers out there who wear them for so called ‘comfort’ purposes. Tossers!
They are called Uggies and make the fashion victim sporting them look like they have wedged their feet up a dogs arse! They look ridiculous especially on short stumpy women with stocky legs. Stop it, you are embarrassing yourself and god forbid if you have children, them as well. They will need serious and expensive counselling for years to come.
Two girls walked past me the other day and turned round to catch me giving them the once over. They smiled and carried on chatting happily to each other as they carried on their merry way. Now I’m really sorry ladies but this piece information may surprise you. There are only two reasons a man turns round to look at a woman as she walks by.
One, is to catch a look at the size and shape of your curvy arse, and two, to see how fucking stupid you look with two dead animals on your feet from behind.