Or pull your trousers up!
Now I’m no prude, in fact I am quite the opposite but there are somethings that should be left far from the publics gaze.
I walk down town minding my own business and shit there’s one, queue up at the supermarket and there is another... I was even confronted by this bloody visual annoyance at the local garden centre. Is nowhere sacred!
What is this old fart jibbering on about. It’s the inability of today’s youth, male or female to pull their fucking trousers up. It’s not difficult, put them on grab hold of the sides pull over waist and do the bloody buttons up, around the waste.. I’m sick and tired of being faced with the horror of a teenagers dirty old grunties, pants, boxer shorts, or whatever they call them. They were just plain underpants in my day. One thing is for sure the stinking piece of cloth they use for a fashion accessory has never seen the inside of a washing machine since they got them for Christmas.
The girls are just the same, they seem to feel it’s really hip to have the top of their g-string showing like a whales tail diving down to the murky depths of their fat arse.
It’s not fucking sexy, it just tells me that there is a piece of string riding up their smelly crack.
So sort it out and get a belt or a nice pair of braces!
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I once had the misfortune to go to a restaurant, well I say restaurant I mean Nando's, and have the chef(?) cook me a crappy piece of chicken with his arse hanging out. unfoertunately I didn't realise his inability to:
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b) dress himself
before I had eaten the fowl offering.
These nobs who are unable to hoike their kecks up over their flabby (but more usually scrawny arses') and think they look stylish make me puke.
One day I'm going to crack (!) run up behind one of the twats and heave the kecks down past his knees then laugh and point at him as he rolls round on the floor wondering what hit him.
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